Stop pls guys, it hurts now

no can i be player of the week plz

can i be player of the week plz

can i be player of the week plz

3 years ago today we lost a friend. Not only a friend, but a king. He helped us through our darkest moments, led us through every trial we faced, and was there to enjoy with us the times that weren’t so bad. Not a day goes by that I don’t think about him. The day he died, he shook the earth, and the whole world became one in their mourning. It is important to remember this day, not to mourn, but to be happy. He would not have wanted us to linger in sadness on his own account, but to visit Tasmania and to continue on as he taught us, in love and compassion for one another, regardless of age, race, or creed. Today, we remember the person who gave it all. Rest in peace, Ethan.

Hello, fellow homosexuals. It is me, Anaru. Here to remind you that I support your lifestyle now that it has been federally legalised and it is completely socially safe, allowing for me to capitalise on your existence now it's mainstream. Why did we wait this long to come out and 'support' you? Haha, no more questions, homosexuals.

do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooping an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them