Bottle

The Bottle God from the heavens above has given me a message. The message is as follows:

"You must obey the following commandments for as long as you are part of this Steam group or the subreddit.

Commandment number 1: The only god-tier melee is the stock bottle. You may never dishonor the stock bottle, or spread false rumors of another melee having more power than the stock bottle.

Commandment number 2: The Scottish Handshake is an acceptable melee weapon. It's a slightly less powerful brother of the bottle, and it may also be honored here.

Commandment number 3: A Conscientious Objector with the image of a bottle on it is an acceptable melee weapon. Although it will not and will never be a true bottle, it allows other inferior classes (Scouts, Soldiers, Pyros, etc) to become honorary members of the bottle gang, by granting those classes an honorary bottle. But you must always remember, the inferior classes can not and will never be able to wield an actual bottle in it's complete form. Only a true Demobottle can.

Commandment number 4: The Pan Crew and the Ham Mafia are our enemies. If you see anyone using a Pan or a Ham, you must engage in combat with them, and come out on top to prove the bottle's power to all. No exceptions.

Commandment number 5: All weapons which are not a bottle are inferior to the bottle. Keep that in mind.

Commandment number 6: All cosmetics, taunts, and hats which involve liquor or a bottle of some kind have god-tier cosmetic status.

Commandment number 7: The Bottle Cap has god-tier cosmetic status, simply because it's the only cosmetic with the word "Bottle" in its name.

Commandment number 8: The Neon Annihilator is a rare exception to Commandment number 5. Although it's wielded by an inferior class and doesn't do the perfect 65 damage per shot, its characteristic of breaking upon a crit grants it the status of 'distant cousin of the bottle nobody talks about'.

Thus concludes my message, my children."

As the admin of this group, I will be helping the Bottle God enforce these commandments.

All hail the Bottle.

-bottle gang