Congratulations! You qualify for Membership!

Only truly obnoxious or annoying ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are invited!
Come join your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brethren and chow down on heaping helpings from the Bowl Of ♥♥♥♥♥!
NOM NOM NOM!!!

• Do YOU make trade offers that only a MORON would take?
Then YOU belong here ♥♥♥♥!!

• Do YOU sit on trade servers and whack teammates with Scout Bat or Demo Pan?!?
Then YOU belong here TOO ♥♥♥♥!!

• Do YOU mic spam your horrendously questionable 'musical taste'?
Then YOU also belong here ♥♥♥♥!!

• Do YOU have to ask 'Am I a ♥♥♥♥?'?!?
Then the answer is most likely YES! and YOU belong here ♥♥♥♥!

(*) this is a non-sexist club, as even some chicks can be ♥♥♥♥♥... so if you're a chick and find yourself invited here, this may already be your thing, so just dig in and enjoy it ♥♥♥♥!

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