We the Booty Butcher's, So Very Solomly Swear To Eat The Booty At Anytime, Anyplace, Under Any Circumstance's Even If We Are Are In WWIII.

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As the Owner of the Booty Butcher's, I take everything "very" seriously, especially if the cops are involved. Let me tell you a story,

One day as I was riding my bike to a nearby gas station, and i was stopped at a stop light and i needed to cross so i hit the button that says i want to go that way. And I'm sitting there waiting like, " Did I really get here at the worst time." Sitting there for 5 more minutes the thing says, " You may cross." I was so happy and releaved that I could finally go buy myself some very healthly Mnt Dew. So I went to the cooler part of the gas station and got a Mnt Dew out of the fridge door thing and walked up to the counter and paid for the drink. On my way out of the store I noticed an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ making a scene at the bar across the street and laughed cause someone called the cops and he was using a microphone as a weapon to defend himself from getting arrested. But ignored it after it got somewhat boring, so I started my way back home. As I hit the button and wait another 5 minutes at the stop light I notice this huge booty across the street from me, and I in my mind i was thinking," Damn girl you got a find booty back there! Would be a shame if someone would eat that booty." After me thinking and gazing about that wonderful ass, I heard the noise of the crosswalk thing say," You may cross" and i did, but as I'm crossing some person who was texting ( I could tell because it was clear as day, and her head was looking like she just got up from a BJ) and she actually clipped my back wheel which then lead to me falling and breaking my wrist on impact, nothing I could do about my wrist cause either way 1 of my bones would hae broke in the situation and he said I was lucky it was wrist and not my ribs or leg. But as the cops are asking me what happened I told them exaclty this," You wanna know what happened? See that camara up there? I do too, I know it's almost like it can see everything. Yea pretty cool right, now why are you asking me the questions when you can look at your little device up there?" And he walked away and I didn't talk to another cop that day and I was very relieved.