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In the beginning, there was nothing. Blum looked down upon this, and spoke, "Let there be light freaksacks." and it was so. - Genesis Chap. 1 Verse 1, "The Beginning"

And I saw him lying inside his mighty iron steed, his breasts shining with the wrath of the heavens. I looked in awe as the world was filled with this glorious light, blinding all non-believers. On his steed there was an engraving, "Eat it freaksacks." As he rode the world, crushing the heads of all heretics, he laughed, his voice resounding around the Earth. It was finished. - Blum Prophecies Chap. 5 Verse 32-35, "The End"

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