Big Smellers around the world

What is a big smeller?

Contrary to popular belief, a big smeller is not someone who is large and who smells but rather someone who has a large influence on the lives of others by smelling the evil in the world. Big Smellers usually corner evildoers (or innocents) and grind them up into an odour from which they smell them up. Big Smellers are all around us, your grandmother, sister, brother or mailman could be a big smeller and you wouldn't even know. You too could be a big smeller, perhaps unbeknownst to you, posessed by the odour of a former big smeller who takes over at night to go out and perform the duties of a big smeller before returning to your home and making you forget all events prior to the posession.

Join the big smellers today! Live on after death as a stinky odour that posesses the bodies of future generations! Grind up the matter of all who oppose you! Warning; Other Big Smellers may grind you up due to your opposition towards them.