Helping you gain a better relationship with your children!

Beating your children is not wrong in any way, it actaully brings you and your child closer as you gain trust and respect for each other, therefore forming an eternal bond with them.

Back story

After a couple of drinks at the pub with some of my close friends i decided it was finally time to walk home, as i had a couple more drinks than usual and thought it would be better to get home before i get too carried away. When i came home to my wife and son instead of slashing my wife across her back with my firm hand i decided to treat my son to some of his own as he had been playing tricks on me throughout the week. so i pounced over to him and bopped him over the head with a hammer, leaving him laying over the kitchen floor, luckily he didnt scream so no one but i knew. After this my son never messed with me ever again, therefore proving that beating gains trust with your children.

P.S - I am not responsible for any injuries caused from domestic violence and none of the content found on the page should be taken literally. Its a joke boys