END ROUDY'S TOTALITARIAN REIGN OVER OUR PRECIOUS SERVERS

As a proud moderator and donator of this fine server, I have come to notice that our freedom and ability to have fun has been controlled and taken away by our ruthless and awful dictator, Roudydogg1.

Legends say that long ago, Satan was a pretty bad person who did evil things. Some could say, he was ferocious, like a DOG...or DOGG! ROUDYDOGG. That implies that Roudydogg is officially Satan.

Would you want Satan dictating what to do in your server? Let's take this for an example. Have you ever been banned for an absolutely obvious reason such as being a colossal ♥♥♥♥ to everyone or using hacks? Perhaps you were banned for not obeying the rules after you clearly know them?

It's not your fault, fair friend. It's Roudy's. The rules are just an illusion set for Roudy's future control of the server, and soon, the government. And when he becomes president, he will use his Satan powers to monitor your every move.

This is a pressing issue that needs to be stopped. We have to band together and ban this tyrant to ensure our future is safe, because we take a game server completely seriously. Together, we can have a brighter future, for NeonHeights.

Join now, before it becomes RoudyHei...err...RoudyDogg's. No, RoudyHeights sounds better. NeonDoggs? Whatever.

#BanRoudy