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± борьба цензура `: IF THIS GALAXY IS NEXT TO THE MOON WHERE IS VENUS
CLIVEBEAROWENS: UP YOUR VAGINA
CLIVEBEAROWENS: YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA SAY BEAGLE BUT I JUKED YOUR URANUS
± борьба цензура `: IF YOU TAKE A BIRD OUT OF THE GALOPAGOSE DOES THE LIZARD STILL RAPE CHILDEREN
CLIVEBEAROWENS: ONLY IF ITS A HARVEST MOON THATS WHEN INDIAN MOTORCYCLES REGAIN THEIR COMPOSURE AND FINISH BETHOVENS 5TH
± борьба цензура `: MOTORCYCLES CANT EXIST IN A MICRO GRAVITY ENVIRONMENT
CLIVEBEAROWENS: MICRO MACHINES ONCE WERE IN THE MOVIE SPANISH YET CHARLIE SHEEN FORGOT THAT MATH WAS ONLY EQUAL TO METAPHYSICS UNTIL MACGYVER TOLD MRT THAT BAGELS ARE REALLY DINOSAURS AND THEN THE BIGBANG STOPPED
CLIVEBEAROWENS: LIKE YOUR GOOD AND ALL
CLIVEBEAROWENS: BUT IVE DONE SO MANY DRUGS
CLIVEBEAROWENS: THAT IT IS FUNNY
± борьба цензура `: PURPLE HIPPOS CANT EXIST IN THE MIDES OF MORTALS.
± борьба цензура `: TOCANS HAVE EIGHT TIMES THE COPACITY OF A WILD FIRE ANT
± борьба цензура `: POKEMON ARE A METAPHOR FOR ALAN RAPE
CLIVEBEAROWENS: MORTALITY ONCE PERPLEXED EINSTEIN THEN TOPGEAR STARTED AND HE BCAME THE STIG ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT IN STRING THEORIES CARS ARE REALLY BEARS AND HE SAW A BERRIE WHILE GOING AROUND THE APEX OF THE FINAL BEND IN A NEEDFORSPEEDUNDERGROUND DRIFT RACE HE LOST CONTROLK AND WAFFLED ON YOUR MOM
± борьба цензура `: TIME IS ONLY PERCEPTIVE TO THE HUMAN MIND GIVEN A LACK OF BREAKFAST ON SATURDAYS
CLIVEBEAROWENS: IM GETTING CARPEL TUNNEL BECAUSE LITTLEBOY PENIS IS SLIPPERY LIKE APEN BEING FED TO EELS WHO ARE ELECTRIC BUT GE DESIGNED THEM LIKE SO THEY WENT TOT HE HOSPITAL ONLY TO FIND OU THE HAVE ASSBURGER WITCH ULTIMENTLY LED TO BURGER KIND OVERTAKING KFC IN THE LAST YEARS PRESIDENTIAL ELCETION WHICH HAPPEN THREE DAYS FFROM BAGELBITES
CLIVEBEAROWENS: YOU TYPE SLOW LOL
± борьба цензура `: OWLES USED TO LEAD THE GREAT SAND WARS OF THE TRYRANIAN DEMENTION TILL THE ZEBRAS RECALIMED THE THROAN AND DEAMED TOILET UNNECICARY
CLIVEBEAROWENS: I ONCE TOSSED A MANS SALAD IN PRISON ONLY TO DISCOVER MY KENS FRENCH DRESSING ALLERGY WHICH SENT ME ON A QUEST TO ARGENTINA WHERE I MET A SMALL LATIN BOY NAMED HOPING CAR WE RODE EACH OTHER BEARBACK TRILL THE COWS CAME HOME BUT THEN ON HIGHWAY471 CLIVE OWENS POPPED OUT OF THE CLOSET BUT REWALLY WAS A SKELETON WE CRIED
CLIVEBEAROWENS: I DONT SEE YOU TYPING
CLIVEBEAROWENS: GIVE IN
CLIVEBEAROWENS: LOLOLOLOL
CLIVEBEAROWENS: SERIOUSLY MY BRAIN IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥
CLIVEBEAROWENS: YOURE GOOD BUT YOU DONT WANT TO BE LIKE ME
CLIVEBEAROWENS: YOU CAN PROBABLY STILLT ALK TO NORMAL PEOPLE
CLIVEBEAROWENS: I CANT
± борьба цензура `: I USED TO HAVE A TRIBE OF RATS THAT LIVED BETWEEN THE FIBERS OF THE COUCH IN THE SPARE ROOM TILL MY DOG TRIED TO SAVE THEM INADVERTENLY KILLING THEM ALL WITH HER FIRE BREATH
CLIVEBEAROWENS: ONE TIME IN MAINE I SAW A GOAT WRITING ABOUT HOW TO MAKE CLAY POOTTERY THEN I WENT ON AMERICAN IDOL AND SIMON COWL GOT THE BEST LAP AGAINST DALE ERNHARDT BUT THEN WE REALIZED THAT BILL CLINTO DIED IN A CAR WREACK SO WE WONDERED WHO WAIVED FINISH ♥♥♥?
± борьба цензура `: TONY THE TIGGER OFC.
CLIVEBEAROWENS: ONE TIME I WENT TO TOYS R US TO GET LEGOS BUT THEY DIDNT HAVE MY FLAVOR OF WAFFLES SO I WENT TO KOHLS TO BUY A ZEBRA BUYT WHEN I GOT THEIR THE COPS RAN MY PLATES AND REALIZED I WAS FOX THE CHASE BEGAN BUT I HAD NITROUS AND HIT IT RIGHT AS THE POWERBAND KICKED IN .6GEAR SO I HIT THE CORNER AND TOUCHED MYSELF THEN LADY GAGA CAME ON THE RADIO AND GOD CAM EI