The Legend of Kaye

David and I were seatmates in class and it was almost always like that.
We sat down at the very back of the class listening to an ongoing lecture by Sir Kaye about antecedents and things that we should be listening to. But instead of doing that, we opened our text books and found the dialogue of that Balcony scene in Romeo and Juliet. And being the very good students we were, we proceeded to recite it aloud as David took the role of Juliet, it went something like this:

Scene II. Capulet's Garden.

[Enter Romeo.]

Romeo.
He jests at scars that never felt a wound.

[Juliet appears above at a window.]

But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east and Juliet is the sun!
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief
That thou her maid art far more fair than she.
Be not her maid, since she is envious;
Her vestal livery is but sick and green,
And none but fools do wear it. Cast it off.
It is my lady, O, it is my love! (10)
O that she knew she were!
She speaks, yet she says nothing; what of that?
Her eye discourses, I will answer it.
I am too bold: 'tis not to me she speaks.
Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven,
Having some business, do entreat her eyes
To twinkle in their spheres till they return.
What if her eyes were there, they in her head?
The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars,
As daylight doth a lamp. Her eyes in heaven (20)
Would through the airy region stream so bright
That birds would sing and think it were not night.
See how she leans her cheek upon her hand
O that I were a glove upon that hand,
That I might touch that cheek!

Juliet.
Ay me!

We couldn't hold our laughter any longer and being the crazy pieces of ♥♥♥♥♥ we were, me made this group inspired by that one short line that David and I could never get right, EVER!!!

On the other hand, we have the story of King Arthur.

There was this guy whose name was Sir Kaye and we immediately thought that it was relevant to our...teacher. We could literally tell from the name that the words "Kaye" is the word that our teacher in English would say, most of the time. "K?" "Are we clear? K."

That is the Legend of Kaye. The founding of a new Organization, and the worst way possible to formulate a group name.