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LEAGUE: CSGO Invitational GOON Division 4
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Former CEO JRamZ found dead in his Miami seaside summer house.

2024 年 1 月 21 日 - snaner | 0 条留言

Hey everyone, it's with a mix of emotions that I'm sharing some unexpected news about our beloved e-sports team. We've kept things under wraps for a while, but it seems like the truth has a way of surfacing.

Back in 2022, our former CEO Jerome (JRamZ) managed to make off with a whopping 12.6 million USD from the organization, vanishing into thin air. To avoid causing unnecessary panic among our fans, we chose to soldier on without disclosing the situation. Unfortunately, this financial setback meant we had to cut corners, resulting in some less-than-optimal streaming quality at 140p due to limited bandwidth (1KBs up and down), and not feeding or paying our players.

After an unexpected turn of events, we discovered Jerome's untimely demise (yes, you read it right, he left us on the toilet after a colossal bathroom session which was still fresh when the ops found him). Miraculously, we recovered the last $12 of the 12.6 million dollars, promptly investing it in a Burger King kids' meal after a long 15-minute investigation.

Regrettably, this marks the end of the road for Auxillary eSports, and we're officially closing our doors. In an effort to repay our investors, I've taken on a rather unique job – cleaning their toilets until we settle the 12 million debt. To our loyal fans, we sincerely apologize for this unexpected turn of events. Perhaps we'll cross paths again, this time at a McDonald's, where I've just landed a job (YAY!).

And to Jerome, may you soar high in the virtual skies! We understand life can get stressful, and we believe this wasn't intentional. GG no re, man – you'll be missed <3

- Now Former CEO/CTO/Player of the century/Hottest/Ugliest/Gayest Shane

2022 年 6 月 7 日 - JRamZ | 0 条留言

Auxillary eSports Talent and Management secured funding from various investors and large corporations for the upcoming 2021 CSGO season.

The 2021 CSGO season however, was subsequently cancelled due to the third wave of the COVID-19 pandemic, forcing the league to dissolve.

In response to the dissolution of the league, Auxillary eSports Talent and Management retained the possession of the initial funding of $2.39.

These funds were kept in the corporation's bank account, and were then ordered to be transferred to a separate investment account under the Auxillary eSports Talent and Management umbrella.

The funds were transferred but mysteriously never showed up in the new investment account.

Janitor and CTO Chef Neal made a statement regarding the situation,
"The initial funding of $2.39 sourced from over 50 investors was to be used towards the 2021 CSGO season. However, due the the current circumstances of the COVID-19 Pandemic and the dissolution of the 2021 CSGO Premier League, Auxilary eSports Talent and Management made the decision to move the funds to a separate investment account for future use. This transfer was completed though, the funds never showed up in the new investment account".

Janitor and CTO Chef Neal continued,
"We currently have been working with the authorities to ensure that the funding eventually returns to the company account. No further comment at this time".

A few weeks passed by, and it was revealed that the funds were sent to an individual by the alias of "Somar" via PayPal. Authorities were able to track the location tracing the ip address of the individual and found them to be located at 3442 B main ascent.

Authorities and local law enforcement then arrived in B main, but further realised that there was not enough time left to catch Somar as the bomb was not planted. Somar double up-drafted and dashed out just in time. The authorities were able to recover the $2.39 though the perpetrator is still at large.

Smoothie maker and CEO Shane commented,
"We are pleased to announce that the funding of $2.39 was seized and returned to us by the authorities. This funding will be properly transferred to our separate investment account lol."

The upcoming 2022 CSGO Premier League has announced its return after a 2-year hiatus, and it is expected that Auxillary eSports will participate for the full duration of the season.

- Beetlejuice CNN - 2022