Asian Sensations

David "kouNeli" Choi (America)

Born from the Bluegrass State, Kentucky, David Choi has an incredible foundation for Counter-Strike from his days of blasting fools on his front yard in the face with his reliable shotgun. Watch out for the close angles, because kouNeli will kill you til you're dead.


Henry "Henry^_^" Bennett (Vietnam)

Henry lives his life lavishly knowing that he defended his farmland and his ♥♥♥♥♥ wife from the disgusting Americans during the Vietnam War. He grabbed his pitchfork and popped out of the strawberry bush and impaled the capitalist pigs. HDog replays this moment every day.. If you're not careful, you might just get knifed.


Adam "Sage^_^" Gunning (Japan)

Adam Gunning is possibly the biggest weaboo ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you'll ever meet in your lifetime. Commonly screams "VAPE NAYSH" into his mic after a kill, and you can constantly hear the sound of him vaping. He's 5' 2" and 205 pounds, but beware of his Counter-Strike skills. It's easy to get good when you can't get out of your chair.


Nathan "_ChaP" Chapman (Korea)

Here's a problematic one. Undoubtedly would be our star player and MVP if he could stop playing StarCraft: Brood War and League of Legends during CS:GO matches. While he's not at his computer, he's constantly checking his face in a mirror to make sure it didn't melt off from the multiple plastic surgeries he has received. Or MAYBE that's because he's high all of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time. Hmm.

Ethan "epotter" Potter (India)

Ethan is our cute, brown, milk chocolate boy. He durka-durks around constantly, and tries to hide his infatuation with Bollywood. Unfortunately, after a scrim, he forgot to mute his mic and we heard him jerking off his wee penis to a sex scene of Shahrukh Khan, all the way to completion. It's ok, Brownie, it happens to the best of us. Don't let this infant get the bomb plant, you don't want to be a victim of jihad.


Gabriel "Kahoolawe" Pagat (Russia)

Rightfully nicknamed "Gay ♥♥♥♥♥♥", all he does during matches is shove his $2 mic down his throat screaming "cyka blyat". Expect a 1v1 challenge from him every 5 minutes, because he can't frag in any other situation, and how else can he prove his dominance? If you get headshotted by him, just know that he toggled his 13% FOV aim assist.

Brady "Boidson" Merrill (Peru)

Last but definitely least, the spawn of everything that is evil in this world, a *Peruvian* as the sixth member to complete this roster. Even we don't know how he got onto this roster. Where are you playing from when you don't have a roof over your head?

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