All Hail His Noodleness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster

The Holy Scripture of Pastafarianism:

All Hail His Noodleness, who saved us all from the Mexian-Korean offensive on Colorado in 1964 during the German occupation of Canada. By instilling the populous with the Holy Raviolli Spirit, the 64th Unicycle Bear squadron were able to retake Las Vegas from the Vikings and the Ottomans. It is for this reason that we are all touched by the Flying Spaghetti Monster: in mind, body, and colon. So let us continue our journey, bretheren, and worship our great noodleness the Flying Spaghetti Monster until Chef Boyardi files bankruptcy. Ramen.

The Book of Penne (4:20)

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Let us Rejoice, my Noodly Compatriates!

2014 年 4 月 23 日 - Rev | 0 条留言

The Official Link to our Noodles in Poland: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/pastafarians-rejoice-as-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster-is-granted-permission-to-register-as-a-religion-in-poland-9248689.html

Recently this month, our order has been granted recognition within the Polish Government as a religious order. We as Pastafarians should rejoice and praise His Noodleness for the great honor bestowed by his Noodly Appendages to be recognized by the world's largest superpower. Please continue to pray and consume your daily pasta rations, even though the holy season of Lentels has concluded.

Also: Activity shall be picking up again in the coming weeks. I compel you to spread the Holy Alfredo to every inch of the interwebs, and bathe the non-believers in the spaghetti sauce of the earth until they repent.
Ramen,
Rev Worrington

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His Noodleness approves of this mod

2014 年 3 月 15 日 - Warcraft8181 | 0 条留言

http://psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=72149297

Now go, my bretheren! Download this mod and spread the word of our savior.

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