You Play Bad

Lets for a minute forget that Al(ex)ice has lied to people where s/he lives. Russia? Quebec? Who cares.

And lets prioritize on the facts:
1. Never used a mic in the entire time they've been on steam.
2. Uses a picture from a haircut catalouge from the 80's
3. Changes their personality

^ Obviously from a sears haircutting catalouge

You know what they say. If it doesnt have a mic, it has a ♥♥♥♥.

Too bad Al/ex/ice is actually a guy. If it were a girl it would explain why they're so bad at video games. Meh.