The Home of the Pirates

Inspired by Jaime's outrageous Alaskan cruise, the Alaskan Pirates were born and hilarity ensues each day. Group theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ykAXB3JFy4


"I don't wanna sound like a ♥♥♥♥, but I'm always on top of the leaderboards"
"You're worst than the Holocaust. I mean, at least the Holocaust was trying to do something good"
"Guys, I literally invented Pubstomping"
"dw we win next ez :^)"
"IT WAS ALL LE RUSE"
- Garrett, #1 Pubstomper worldwide (likes male genitalia in his bum)


"I don't like brown girls"
"I have the hardest wood out of everyone"
"I'm lagging really bad"
- Jaime, the brownest of them all


"Gotttttt'hhhem"
"That's like milk to my ears.. I mean, that's like honey to my ears.. wait ♥♥♥♥"
"I legit thought there were only 12 weeks in a year"
"I think demo is the most OP class because they stomp all over me" (I didn't actually say this)
- James, #1 Mod NA (the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥)

"Ayy lmao"
- Pretty much all of us