Setting the bar so low not even James Cameron can find it.

We set the bar so low if you're not a limbo champion you might as well take your straight spined; perfect postured ass some where else. I would tell you about our standards, but alas they are non-exsistant.

Our expectations, though... are always satisfied. We expect nothing and when the only way to go is up we go ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ left.

When the sky is the limit... boom. Gravity ♥♥♥♥♥.