-=Agdagerbear Cat Army=-

Fear me. I am a cat. I shall lure you with my cuteness. I shall take over the human race. You will become my slave. And then I shall force all of you petty humans to become the house pets that my race is reffered to as. We are the bigger, better, stronger, smarter, more superior race. You humans are nothing but WHORTLESS TUNA! What else is we have the brains that you humans don't...............ZZZZzzzZZZZzzzzzzZZ *transmission cutting out* DAMMIT WERE THE HELL IS FRANK?! I NEED HIM TO FIX THIS USELESS PEICE OF...... ZZZZzzzzZZZZzzz. Ah forget it where is that human when I need him? This shall be the end of this is interview, but however it shall not be the end of my plan to take you guys all out. For the next fey days until we take over this world, I WILL make sure you fear us, rember us, and best of all, FEED US! *lightning flashes in background followed by intense thunder* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Cats:1 Humans: 0
Take that Koop Troop you ain't got nothin on us. Wanna know who is a cat? This guy https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSapwmSERNpbDfMOQaS0TxqspquC3kMpEdtzrnIMCjrAkVnt_Q4 Now last chance to join us. Anybody who wants to join met on 69 street on the 69th avenue in the place 69° Latitude and 69° longitude on the date 69/69/2069 and make sure to bring 69 cans of tuna and we will. I SWEAR IT. WE WILL! WE SHALL! NO! WE MUST! *ach blegh ach* Hairball. A