For all who are absolutely spiffing!

Only intellectuals of the highest degree may dare approach this high tier group. Comprised only of the greatest minds, not only on earth, but in the entire universe. Our values and intellectual interests trancend the benign ramblings and vapid nonsense that so often permeates the disgusting, inferior groups on this platform. If anone so much as dare think of tainting this holy assembly, we will destroy both you, then ourselves.