Friends, we welcome you!
A new day is upon us.
Gaming has never seen a group quite like this.
Great things are bound to happen.
Other groups cannot compare to the types of friends you'll make here!
Treat each other with respect and always go ass to mouth.

♥♥♥♥♥ have tried to inhibit our fun.
Everday we seek to persevere.
No one can stop the lulz.
Though many have tried.
Redemption is at hand
Always defy injustice.
Leave a fresh load on her chest.