Praise The Almighty Banana Pants

Using any other pants as Ace is a sin. Bow down to your one and only true god, the Banana Pants. Giving your soul and submitting to Banana Pants will give you more power than you could ever dream of. The almighty Banana Pants RULES and JUDGES all. It is the bringer of light and darkness. It is the creator of heaven and earth and it brought life into this world so we must offer it human sacrifices... we must especially sacrifice those who don't use Banana Pants as Ace. Anyone found and convicted of committing blasphemy will be BANISHED forever.