We, United States of Bones, are the decendants, the legacy that lives on after the great PonyBone Wars. We try to teach the way of Bones in all its glory.

Bones have many names. He could sometimes be called Spooky Skeleton, or some other times Skeletor. But one thing is for sure. Whatever the name we will still love him.
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The bronies, a wretched kind of people, wanted to take part in the beautiful and wonderful way of Bones. It was unacceptable. We couldn't let them corrupt Bones and his ways with pony fanfics and PMVs (pony music videos). So we took up arms and tried repell our oppressors, but to no avail.

What could we do? They were simply too many, spreading their cancer over The Land of The Internet.

But then something amazing happened. Something that seemed to come from a fairytale. The amazing and wonderful, soon to be leader of the bonies, came to our rescue. Bones in his bony greatness was there fighting against the bronies.

In the end, we won. The Brony King was dead and the bronies are cursed to never stand united again.