As Balla As Possible - ABAP

We are a group of individuals who subscribe to the philosophies of The Great Chad Warden (peace be upon him). These philosophies include: PlayStation supremacy ideologies, Ballinist Theory, and the homosexual tendencies of Halo players.

Chad Warden (peace be upon him) is a prophet who gave us ABAP philosophy. All followers of ABAP must be As Balla As Possible at all times, even to your last breath. "Six hundred dollas ain't ♥♥♥♥ to Chad Warden''. - Chad Warden (peace be upon him) 2008.