Cigars, smoking jackets and hydraulic fluid.

A place of Smooth Jazz, Hydraulic Fluid Martini's and the elegance of a the Skynet Drone, 9890.

Rules of the Lounge.
1) No Buggery in the backroom. Bedroom only.
2) Dress appropriately. Human skins allowed, if properly maintaned.
3) No Funny Business in the downstairs, you savages.
4) Honour all others, respect all others. Issues must be settled with duels of games, the dueliests or appointed judge deciding which.
5) Do not ♥♥♥♥ the chickens.
6) ♥♥♥♥ the French.
7) Go for the balls in all engagements. Sterlize the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
8) Connor is forever-a-♥♥♥♥.
9) Remember who started this way.
10) Only the British can be in Skynet command, per the rules in legislation 23.A1 of Who The Bad Guys Really Are, sumbitted by Hollywood.