The Tale of the 83rd

Once apon a time a wee gay ♥♥♥♥ from Ireland had a very big dream, in that dream he wanted to get away from a "evil" dutchman who was more just a ♥♥♥♥ than evil but thats bad story writing. He was Loch's footlancing boyfriend.
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He and his slightly crazy scottish friend decided to found the 83rd despite the horrible video on youtube, this action caused a very large jaw drop as out antithesis "The Dutchman" did not see Loch "Betrayal" coming.
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And so our Hero rounded up the memers, dreamers and jmurtas aka not the Polish and founded the 83rd regiment of foot, a regiment of Arty and Skirms and no foot to be seen, except, the best meleer in all NW jmurta joined and single handedly formed the infantry detachment, winning any competitive tournament thrown at him.
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The memes were strong with the 83rd and she prospered for longer than "The Dutchmans" regiment, as such our Hero stepped down from his position and handed the regiment to the questionable scottish man Lothian Tam.
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Lothian Tams "Reign" was short but sweet as his new 2nd in command Ginger did the admin behind the scenes, This allowed Tam to lead the suicide charges into the enemy lines with his bagpipe.
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However due to "The Jews" our crazy scottman fell ill and so his LtCol Ginger took control of the regiment *Insert Unlimited Power Meme*, this was a short period as the regiment went into decline.
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Shortly before the end of this tale a rouge Irish man, their "Top Man" and former Brig Gen of the 2nd Alabama Napoleon became a Nco and so the apocalypse happened and our tale ended with a merger with the 47th.

R.I.P. 83rd, your memes are our dreams

-Ginger