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During the year of 1909 an old wooden war ship named diversity crashed off the coast of whales vagina or san diego as it is now called, in this ship there were flying monkeys these monkeys waged war against the germans for their fried peaches eventually wining. now they have eaten all of their fried peaches so they decided to compete in gaming tournaments which coincidently have the ultimate prize of a lifestime supply of fried peaches, they now train 24/7 to win this prize and of course compete in the game where there is only one winner counter strike!