Lol that's wild I was just bumping some Jah a couple hours ago while I was sitting on the toilet dropping some snakes into the pit nawmean fam, anyway I was sitting there for a little too long cause I was listening to Jahseh and browsing hhcj so I lost track of time, but when I was finally ready to finish up I looked down to one of the worst things you can see: an empty toilet paper roll

Right as I was trying to figure out a solution to my TP bankruptcy the door started to open up and there he stood, clear as day...It was Jahseh

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"Jah!! But you're-" I sputtered

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"Don't worry vro, I'm still alive as long as I'm in your heart and your airpods"

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"Big facts vro 💯💯💯 But I'm sorry Jah this is actually not the best time right now, I'm in a bit of a situation"

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"I know, why do you think I'm here?"

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He held out his hand and it was at that moment I noticed he was holding a brand new roll of the softest looking TP I have ever seen

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"I've got a square to spare" he said reassuringly

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"Wow that's a dank reference vro" I said as I reached for the roll

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"Shhh....I've got this" Jahseh said, kneeling down

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He tore off a few squares while he knelt down in front of me. I felt an all encompassing calm come over me, and I realized that even though I'd normally be uncomfortable, this all felt so right

He gingerly lifted my sack while he reached his cleansing hand toward my relaxed anus

"uh moonlight, uh spotlight" he whispered as he tenderly wiped all my nooks and crannies

As I felt myself getting cleaner and cleaner, Jah began to fade away and I cried out "Jah, no! I need you!"

"Don't worry vro I'm always here for you, and you'll still have my amazing music" he reassured me

I stood up and hugged him "Thank you Jah my butthole is super clean right now, you really are the GOAT"