Ling Ling Practises 40 hours every day

Ling Ling is cooler than you, happier than you, taller than you, has more girls than you, is richer than you, better at rapping than you, Ling Ling is the king of music. He can play any instrument, without any sacrilegious suspicions.

It's that asian kid who learned all Paganini caprices when he/she was 1 and can play them while being upside down and while improvizing jazz on every instrument and while performing cardiac surgery.

Ling Ling in his true form is too powerful for our mortal minds. To put it simply, with just 1% of his power he can simultaneously play the violin at a level we cannot comprehend, study chemistry and maths, decipher ancient Inuit, re-write the laws of physics and be a better person than you.

Legend says that Ling Ling performed his own caesarian birth from the inside at age 0.

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