I have been sentenced to anime jail just an hour ago. "sickening and disgusting sexual deviant", the anime judge said, as he held hands with his childhood friend. the anime cops, all lolis with eyepatches, escorted me in an armored vehicle to anime jail. arriving, i was given a female school uniform and thigh-highs, the facility's clothing for inmates. i'm in my cell now, with magazine posters of waifus in swimsuits decorating the walls. this place smells like sweat, semen, and ship girl seawater.

My eyes peeked outside the cell. the other anime inmates stare at me, all wearing the same girl uniform as i, along with twintails. they're all tattooed with various imagery and quotes pertaining to the dark anime underworld, such as "baka in the streets, senpai in the sheets", "take responsibility", and vocaloid waifus, particularly miku. i notice gen urobuchi sitting in his cell, wearing a black anime trenchcoat and his trademark shank. the anime jail's personnel does not care, too busy comparing breast sizes.

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