The Fam

In the beginning, there was a great war of fegs and plebs. They fought brutally for the fedora of mystery and autism. The Factions of the Silly Willies and Weeb Pleebs were in a stalemate for life. Three prophets immerged from this war. Crayboo Bundersnitch, a quadropalegic who had fleek dougie skills, Dong Dongerson, the weeaboo hunter with a past of pain, he lost his fam in an attack of weeaboos, and the Donger Whale, a beautiful fish that had a fetish for Ziploc bags covered in zit grease. They were created by the almighty overlord. Foppy the Rape Rabbit, who, surveying the plagued, desolate war, sent down these prophets to give the noobs guidance. From his Playpen/Prison, he sent them down to give sweg on earth. This new age dawned with great sweg and great skillz, they payed them billz. Mtn Dew rushed from the rivers, and the Dorito Harvest was plentiful. The three prophets watched the landscape blossom as the factions lived in peace. The Silly Willies and Weeb Pleebs traded Dragon Lores and Burning Team Captains, plus many s3xy women. Eventually, the younger generation wanted freedom from the prophets, who watched mia khalifa vids all damn day. They revolted, creating their own god, The Almighty Yoder. He was fearsome, and fought the prophets with much power. Foppy came down from his sex dungeon and smote his enemy to the earth. And as Yoder dissolved into the dirt, his being was rooted into the ground, and milions of minions sprang up. The factions were locked again in turmoil, as the minions of Yoder raped the landscape, and the prophets were weakened. Then, with their combined spirit, the prophets created a new breed to set upon the land peace. The Yoder minions were destroyed by this new breed, and they brought the dank again into the world. They called themselves, xXx_TheYoungFam_xXx. They are you my children...