Gambling Away My Life Savings

FAQ (by HLA)

Q: what is this group?
A: it's a group...about me unboxing crates, created so i can (1) document all the ♥♥♥♥ i unbox; and (2) give away most of the ♥♥♥♥ i unbox to members of this group.

Q: can i be a member of the group?
A: i'm going to limit the membership to my "friends."

Q: am i your friend?
A: possibly.

Q: if i'm on your friends list, am i your friend?
A: not necessarily.

Q: can you send me an invite?
A: maybe. talk to me, babe.

Q: if i'm a member of this group, am i guaranteed to get at least one item that you unbox?
A: i can't guarantee anything, but it would be ideal if every member gets a share of the loot.

Q: if i'm a member, am i a member for life?
A: no. you're a member until you either leave the group or i kick you off the group.

Q: i know you consider me your friend. do i have to be in this group to get some of the unboxed items?
A: as sad as it makes me that you don't want to join the group, i guess i can make an exception for a friend.

Q: what do you mean you're going to give away MOST of the ♥♥♥♥ you unbox?
A: i may keep a few paints/stranges/strange parts i need. i may keep some unusuals as well.

Q: sounds like you're keeping everything. so which items are you actually giving away?
A: i can't say. depends on what i unbox. but i'm pretty sure i'll be giving away well over 90% of the items i unbox.

Q: are you going to give away any of the unusuals you unbox?
A: yes, though i can't say how many or what percentage of the unboxed unusuals i'll be giving away. it'll depend on what i unbox: if i unbox a burning flames law, then a burning flames boa, then a burning flames hong kong, then a burning flames human cannonball, i'll be giving away 0 unusuals; if i unbox unthemed or non-sunbeams/burning flames/cloudy moon unusuals, i might be giving all of them away.

Q: how many crates are you unboxing?
A: my plan is to unbox 150 crates at a time every so often. i'm hoping around once a month or every two months.

Q: why 150?
A: supposedly, there's a 1/150 chance of unboxing an unusual. i'm mainly interested in unboxing unusuals, in getting that elusive [insert yet-to-be unboxed unusual hat/effect combo].

Q: which crate series are you unboxing?
A: i will mostly unbox "old effect" crates (don't care too much about exact crate series number). robocrates occasionally. random crates on halloween, naturally.

Q: need crates?
A: i'll gladly accept old effect crate donations. not sure about the rest.

Q: of the unboxed items that you're giving away, who gets what?
A: after an unboxing session, i'm going to post the results in an announcement. if you want any of the items, ask me. obviously, i have the right to not give you the item(s) you're requesting.

Q: if i donate crates, can i be guaranteed to get some or all of the unboxed items from the crates that i donated?
A: not ALL the unboxed items, but talk to me, babe. we might be able to work out a deal.

unboxed thus far: http://imgur.com/a/hh8ZA#0