To Boldly Stone Where No Man Has Been Stoned Before

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All Templar Sloths are legally blind. Any and all games on Steam (or any platform) are played by fellow Sloths.

Develop your skills here in a friendly yet intense environment, as either a support Sloth, or a clutch & team carry Sloth. All Sloths can learn something from their fellow Sloth.




Become a member, and bear the distinct and supremely-respected title of a Sloth of your choosing. Or join all divisions of Sloths! Inquiries to private divisions of Sloths may be made privately.


Well, you get a cooler clan-tag than any one else in all of CS:GO (or whatever games clan tags apply to).

Sloths are a known guild comprised of trusted market traders. All Sloths can trade at "SlothTraders - East India Company", where many high-ranking and fellow Sloths & Associates with high-reps may be found.

Sloths are a refined-guild of competitive players in any Steam or non-Steam related games, and in general very friendly, - so you'll be able to learn and develop your skills in a fun and friendly environment with other Sloths.

When you jump out of a helicopter in Iraq with less than 2 minutes to kill five terrorists and defuse a bomb, you can depend on a Sloth to be there supporting you both in-game and on-chat.

Let's make the community great.


[Governed under the supreme-authority of the Most High in conjuction with the original 1337 Templar Sloths]