We're the consolation prize of all of the struggling skitters that came before us. Our wriggling, disjointed web of friendships culminates within this warm garment. Content in knowing that, at least, this is a place that the world will allow us to be a rat.

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1. Be a Rat
   
2. Be the 0th to 100th rat
   
3. Notify the coat when discovering grub
   
4. Keep it cheesy