Square knot, just tie it twice the exact same way.

I have a quick knot that I use whenever.

Have two loop handles next to eachother.
Put your right hand through the inside of the right loop and grab the left loop.
Put your left hand through the inside of the left loop and grab the right loop.
Pull both loops simultaneously.

Oh hey, I found it!
(Though I usually only do level 1, because any more and its tough to undo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmqGHmjfCyk

https://knotspedia.com/thief-knot/

History of the Thief Knot

Back in the day, sailors used this knot to catch thieves on ships.

It is said that the sailors would tie the clothesbag and breadbag with this knot.

If somebody untied the bag and retied it with the Square Knot, the switch would be obvious and the thief would be detected.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWf7BPDThI0

for plastic bags (eg; garbage)

i put a loop through each other then do the first step of tieing shoelaces twice. it does what it needs to

Bunny ears.

引用自 Mr. Smiles：

Square knot, just tie it twice the exact same way.

That’s not a square knot. You tie once one way and the second time the opposite way. Twice the same way slips under heavy load.

One day I'll be tying that wedding knot...
But today is not that day.

I just confuse it until it ties itself into a knot.

Everytime I see this girl she ties a knot in my stomach

引用自 ItIsFrog：

Everytime I see this girl she ties a knot in my stomach

I feel like that whenever someone pronounces "bowline" as "ballin."

引用自 Electric Cupcake：

引用自 ItIsFrog：

Everytime I see this girl she ties a knot in my stomach

I feel like that whenever someone pronounces "bowline" as "ballin."

You are surrounded by demons

引用自 Maverick：

引用自 Mr. Smiles：

Square knot, just tie it twice the exact same way.

That’s not a square knot. You tie once one way and the second time the opposite way. Twice the same way slips under heavy load.

Good catch, that's why they call the way i described a slip knot.

I can tie some pretty artisanal nooses, it's the least practical information ever. I was just really sad as a teenager so now i've hands primed for the gallows. literally useless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq7Wsp_yGSw

引用自 salamander：

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq7Wsp_yGSw

I never could appreciate these kinds of directions. its like a compass without north