STORY: Look man, you're reading the reviews for Neoverse.
Eat healthy, start showering, and use deoderant. Don't do these things for "her" - do them for you. Love is always the most constructive when it comes from the self. The potential to change who you are, to fix what's wrong, to help the world, it all comes from you. Nothing else. Nobody is coming to save you. It's not about the approval of the opposite sex, it's about who you want to be. You can be more, you just need to figure out who that is - and you can only do that by being honest with yourself. You can't inoculate your soul from who you really are. Once you know who that is, you'll know who you want to be, and then growth can begin. The approval of the opposite sex will never hold a candle to the warmth of knowing who you are and believing in that person - in standing by that person, in fighting for them. I promise you that they deserve love. Even when it feels like nobody would care if you disappeared, I promise that you make someone's day a little better if you just exist. And even if it doesn't feel that way right now, you can make it true. Don't believe me? Think of every act of kindness that brought you to where you are today. Think of every single moment of chance that brought you to where you are. The likelihood that any of us are even born is roughly 1 in 10^2,685,000. Your parents met on that night, in that place, they fell in love in that way. All of it had to be perfect for you to come into the world. And that happened for their parents. And their parents, and for every single person on Earth that has ever lived. Every last one of us is a walking miracle, ordained by the glittering chaos of stars that formed billions of years ago that burn millions of miles away. The swirling chaos of the universe brought 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 together, and then you were born. You can call it fate, you can call it God, but most of all - that's 𝘺𝘰𝘶. You're walking proof of life's infinite will. No matter what, it presses on. And after you're born, what then? Who kept you alive when you were defenseless? Generations upon generations of brilliant minds worked tirelessly upon each other throughout history, across languages and continents and cultures to eradicate disease and grant us luxuries and safeties beyond their comprehension. That's what's allowing you to read this right now. A history of our entire species surrounds you, in the foreign metals beneath your feet and in the structure of your walls. All of these people, with their own miracles, cooperating. Working together towards something greater than themselves. And you're a part of this. Every bystander that's stopped you from walking into traffic, every friend that's been there for you, every passerby that's held the door open for you - they're all there in every act of kindness you carve into the world, no matter how small it is. Every single one of them, every single favor you've been given, they all cascade through you into the cruelty of the universe whenever you help someone else. And you're immortalized in turn by every person you've given a smile to and every stray cat you've shown compassion. You deserve better than this.
GAMEPLAY: Just play Slay the Spire.