Greetings, goblins! Small update this week, mainly improvements to your working conditions.

• We’re learning to trust your delivery skills as you get to higher weeks, so you’ll be given higher value packages. Don’t make us regret this. 

  

• We’ve managed to give the Monk some earplugs and he’ll be slightly less sensitive to some sounds, like bumping packages on the wall. He also won’t be able to hear quite as far. He’ll still hear you if you’re crashing around into things though!
  

• New setting: You’ll now have the option to change the move direction to be oriented to your head (the current setting and default), or your left or right hand. This might help you keep an eye on Krampus while also running for your life. 
  

• Some other small fixes: 

  • Fixed weird arrow trap placement in some Forest dungeons. 

  • Fixed some bugs with slapping & grabbing, so it shouldn’t launch you in unexpected directions. Yes, this means no more launching your friends into space. RIP. 

  • Fixed some enemy behaviour when frozen or tranquilized (Basilisk, Skinwalker, Exploder, Stone Queen, and Nooters).

  • Made the Immortal Snail more reliably deadly. 

  

That’s all for this week. Break’s over, go make some deliveries!

Hello, goblins! There are lots of changes in the dungeons this week, including a couple new residents, a new item and new work uniform option, so let’s get to it:

• There is a strange new mimic in the dungeons that takes the shape of a package. Be warned though, it seems a bit… bitey. Maybe we can sneak it in with someone’s deliveries…

  

• We’ve had a new monster move into the neighborhood. Not sure yet if he’s going to open his door NICELY, as requested.

  

• New item: You can now buy your own landmines, for dropping behind you when Krampus is following (and NOT to use on your fellow delivery goblins, the life insurance costs are getting out of control).

  

• There should be somewhat fewer Krampuses (Krampii?) and some more variety of monsters and packages in early weeks.

And most importantly of all…

• A new cosmetic! This beautiful slime drop appears to come from an ancient dungeon, far away… we’re told he likes to be called “Clarence”

  

Alright, enough chit chat, get back to work! AND DON’T BLOW UP YOUR TEAM WITH THOSE LANDMINES.