Boring and small.

Looks great, feels pretty good, sounds okay.

But I've never noticed how important the guns are in a game like this until I played this game. Most of the tiny amount of available weapons absolutely suck. They're comically unsatisfying to use, and take most of the sometimes-30 minutes of a level to upgrade them to a point where they compare to the weapons you'd find in other games like this. Even the AK47, the quintessential machine gun in any relatively modern shooter, makes you wait about 3 weeks between each shot. It's like every weapon is the equivalent to the starting weapon you'd immediately get rid of in any other boomer shooter. It feels like you're being made to play Quake but you're stuck with just the axe, it's so weird. And on top of that, the most weapons you can buy is 2, and there's no refunds or trades. With some characters, the first gun you fat finger (or buy out of desperation because your starting weapon is so terrible) is the gun you're stuck with for the entire 30-minute level. In a game with such a dire amount of available weapons, I really shouldn't need to have to banish a frying pan, machete and one of two almost-identical shotguns every single time I start a round.

Melee weapons are absolutely pointless (they do no more damage than the guns and don't have any other abilities), you have zero input over the spells and basically just have to forget about them, all of the characters play effectively the exact same and most of the character abilities are terrible. Flynn can shove back like 3 enemies, doing no damage, all the while those 3 enemies are being backed up by 200 demons with two-shot fireballs. There's a roll that one character can do, which is the exact same as the dash another character can do, but the roll only allows you to do it forwards and the dash you can do in any direction. It's just the worse version of an already-existing ability, in a game with only 6 characters. Not to mention the fact that both of those abilities are pointless, considering you already move at mach speed and 99% of the enemies in the game only damage you at melee range.

Plus you'll have completed the base game in about 5 hours, and unlocked 100% of the content in about 10. The whole thing feels like a pretty good intro to an actual game that doesn't exist.

Fast action. High scores. Oh yea