The value of STKMN stocks continue to rise with another live video game program update. The only “tanking” we’re doing involves deploying military forces into cities.

Big things:

• Tanks now spawn in the City Map when your wanted level reaches 5 stars

• A new archetype! Gather an army of the undead with the Necromancer (Night Shift)

• Some bosses have been polished and made a little more resilient

Small things:

• Blood machine is maybe a bit better

• Cars can now reverse with tank controls enabled

• The Handshake move tree no longer effects allies

• Icons for currencies have been updated

• Other boring bug fixes

Until next time, Sticko.

We are excited to announce that progress has been made towards our company goals, and stock market investment is approaching lunar levels. As a part of our dynamic growth strategy, pictured below, we will now be commencing work on another department...

While it's not ready for deployment just yet, preparations are underway, and our engineers are currently assembling the necessary tools, screws, and motivational posters.

Our company values creative problem solving, and the Level Builder is the perfect opportunity for you to show your skills. 

• Begin construction on your own towers

• Create and share your levels through the Steam workshop

• Equip your co-workers with clothing

• Import your own third dimensional models

• Practice your office space Feng shui with customisable floorplans

• Building your library of creations

Here is a Graphic Interchange Format clip of our progress.

We value each and every employee that has committed themselves to doing the thing. The thing we do here. Continued investment into the company will unlock a glimpse into our glorious past: the story of our great and benevolent Founder…

Kind regards,

Your Corporate Overlords