STAND: 「Ｓａｎｄｖｉｃｈ」
STAND MASTER: MISHA

POWER: B
SPEED: E
RANGE: C
DURABILITY: A
PRECISION: C
DEVELOPMENT: B

YES YES
YES
YES YES

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MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

GIVE IT TO US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KONO DIO DA

Now we need an minigan that is invinsible but makes "MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA" sound.

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引用自 gun_metal：

Now we need an minigan that is invinsible but makes "MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA" sound.

Emperor, ACT 2

Those offensive stats for the Sandvich are completely bogus.
Here are some hopefully better ones:

Destructive Power and Speed: null (User: B and E respectively)
because it's a freaking sandwich
Durability: Infinite (User: A)
because it regens over time
Range: C
because you can throw it at people from approx 6 feet away
Precision: D
because it's hard to aim when there are loads of people in the same place
Potential: B (User: C)
because heals

also, yes, joot hoovy is best hoovy

WOW WE NEED THIS!

ROADAROLLLA

holy heck, is that flipping jojo reference?

Replace the YATATATATATATA with ORAORAORAORAORA