... It's no Weapon.

When in water, the jaws theme music plays as you get closer to an enemy.

why would a cosmetic have stats? that would make the game p2w...

to all people saying why it would have stats: this is a joke, so dont complain.
And now some stats:
*shark sounds*
that were my stats :D

(+) 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% movement speed in water
(+) Crits in water
(+) can see perfectly and breath underwater
(-) drown above water
(-) 5% movement speed above water
(-) guns do no damage above water

(+) You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shark
(-) You're already ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cool enough just deal with it you greedy ♥♥♥♥

that is one of the most retarded discussion i've ever seen, we're not talking about WoW :/

It's a cosmetic...

Pros
+784 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ usable jokes
Crits with neon annihilator restore all health, give you overheal, grants speed boost, collects heads, sends $1 to Save a spycrab foundation, unboxes all crates in inventory, and does +420 damage

Cons
If neon annihilator is unequipped you die
If you think you dont need a neon annihilator you will be made fun of
Not a con^ you should learn

Puns
Water you doing

Maybe It would only show when the hat is in the water, and if its not in the water its just the regular pyro mask?...

LET. ME. BREATHE. UNDERWATER.

or make a secondary that are flipers stats wood be
+75% faster moving speed in water
-50% slower on land
pls make it

Oprindeligt skrevet af Unoski | trade.tf:

When in water, the jaws theme music plays as you get closer to an enemy.

yes. valve, make this a thing. this MUST be a thing

Oprindeligt skrevet af Dave(Sleeping):

... It's no Weapon.

... It's a Joke.

This is only done because after i said it was a joke, people still said "its a cosmetic.."
**THIS IS A JOKE**
**THIS IS A JOKE**
**THIS IS A JOKE**
**THIS IS A JOKE**
**THIS IS A JOKE**
**THIS IS A JOKE**