Any better ideas for names like...

Iron Spikes, Castiron Casts, Liberty Weld, Junkyard Dog Collar, Liberty Spiked, Gauntlet Guardian, Hardcore Hardplates, Independence Impalers, Let Freedom Sting or Armor-All-Over.

Plus a new description couldn't hurt....

The apocolypse may have put your dinner plans on hold, but hold off on becoming dinner with these independence impalers.

Rights cannot be given, it can only be taken. So take back your right to bear arms by arming your bare body with these iron spikes.

Not judgement. Just food for thought.