nah, S T O C K because all of this is happening because of you scientist !

-5 max grenades

+ 5-20% Faster Firing Speed
+ 10-25 Faster Move Speed When Weapon Is Active
- 5-15 Damage Penalty
- 5-20 Less Secondary Ammo On Wearer
- Critital Hits Are Replaced By Mini-Crits

I think it should be close to the stats from the crowbar in Half-Life Or Garry's Mod
(Valve will choose the stats for this weapon)

probably its just a stock reskin just like the pan

just sayin

I did this 1 year ago. I'm just wondering how are people finding this thing. :/

Joke weapon

Pros:
Turns opponent into a headcrab
+99999999999 dmg resistance to all sources

Cons: April Fools day only

so in the original tf classic it was for all classes that didn't have their own specific melee so everybody but medic engi and spy
stats
18 damage
hits about 4 times per second.
this would be something you use on a light (Maybe weakened medium) class but if you have a heavy or demoknight trying to melee you just use your gun

hit speed increases dependant upon how much damage has been done up to 100% faster speed
100 damage is need to fill meter
meter does not decay while equipped

30% less damage
30% less intitial fire rate
meter decays when not active
30% less melee range
while equipped 15% bullet damage resistance

hmmm... what if, like, no?

All I know is that Freeman called. He wants his crowbar back.

Either
+ 100% damage to buildings
+ 50% of damage done to buildings returned as health
- 25% slower swing speed
- 20% damage penalty

or

Stock reskin as a reward for owning Half Life 1, 2 or owning Team Fortress Classic.