Yes, I called it. I fired the first shot! Gun me down. This thread is nothing more than a debate thread, since there is NO possible way that ANY cosmentics will contain stats. This is nothing more an idiotic thread. Just plain goofiness.

Statistics: (Rope Fashion for the Demoman. Magic based on current picture)

+Wearer will have a "Magic Meter" The meter will have increased damage resistance based off of Kills (Maximum: 12)
-30% resistance to all sources

or

+Wearer will have their melee weapons boosted in attack damage and attack speed
-User will be marked for death while melee weapon is active

This thread will die incredibly quickly.