Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Peace Maker
Stats
In every single cosmetic thread there seems to be a post where either someone unironically asks about what sort of stats this cosmetic item should have, or someone who thinks they're being clever makes a joke post saying the item should make you run 10000% faster.

I hate both of these and have made this thread. It doesn't get stats. 99.9% of cosmetics don't have stats.
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Buffeting 2015 年 1 月 25 日 上午 10:15 
But would Volvo make some item set for the Sniper, that gives you something like Pyrovision, but the set is based off /r/montageparodies and you visit xXxQuickscopexXx land? (if it isn't a set, a cosmetic shoud have these stats. that was my point. Also "jingle all the way" can be considered as stats)
Space Muppet from Space 2015 年 1 月 25 日 下午 3:40 
+ 10000% musical talent
-weapons do no damage

-40% bullet vulnerablilty


Dammit I'm going to hell. Forgive me John





also, +50% chance of Jordbærmelk being pissed at me.
Big Hank 2015 年 1 月 25 日 下午 4:11 
Added effect: Every time you are killed by the Soldier he is guarenteed to yell ''GET A HAIR CUT HIPPY!''
try my mastercard bro 2015 年 1 月 25 日 下午 7:25 
not funny anymore.
TACO BAGUETTE 2015 年 1 月 26 日 上午 7:29 
"Get a haircut hippy!"
- soldier 2008/2015
ベルモント カイル 2015 年 1 月 26 日 上午 9:45 
also, +50% chance of Jordbærmelk being pissed at me.

Damn kids, get off my lawn!
Still Collating... 2015 年 1 月 26 日 上午 10:40 
100% more John.
200% more Lenon.
300% more sideburns.
400% more hippy.
Chungha 2015 年 1 月 26 日 下午 8:48 
frikin love the idea for this hat hopefully whatever the stats will be it will be funny as hell
Auradon/TrueAuradon TM© 2015 年 1 月 27 日 上午 4:27 
Most cosmetic's arent granted for stats but it should atleast have a taunt effect, for an example every time you taunt 70,80 and 90 music plays on the backround.

P.S. Everytime you get killed by the Soldier he guarentees yells "Get a hair-cut HIPPIE!"
Thats would be kinda funny IMO.
BlaqkAudio 2015 年 1 月 27 日 上午 10:52 
引用自 JaNeNaD
100% more John.
200% more Lenon.
300% more sideburns.
400% more hippy.
this
SK20 2015 年 1 月 31 日 下午 5:13 
New sniper and spy cosmetic: The Aim-Boots.
BOY♂NEXT♂DOOR 2015 年 1 月 31 日 下午 6:06 
+420 weed points
-360 noscope damage
♜ ฿ЯӨ₵₭ ♜ 2015 年 1 月 31 日 下午 6:09 
bummer man. I was hoping for the hair to be paintable
Bat Gir 2015 年 1 月 31 日 下午 7:38 
Visit Pyroland on Equip

On a side note it would also be funny if they spoke like they were tripping out
Softshine798 2015 年 1 月 31 日 下午 8:51 
Its a cosmetic. Nuff said
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