Yes. Valve will make scout fat by feeding him too much pancakes. then heavy will become thin by eating salads and drinking bonk

Isn't there tons of sugar in bonk?

you cant tell maybe its an healthy one >:D

Now your thinking with Pootis!

Shotgun heavy has always been around.

Is it as effective as regular Heavy? Of course not! Is it fun? Hell yes! 7783 kills on my shotty :)

Get rekt

you yes you! you are scout

I'd like someone to make a salad item and scout a Sugery item, like. candy.

How does he even fit his finger in that shotgn? He might break a scattergun

引用自 Briaxia：

Yes. Valve will make scout fat by feeding him too much pancakes. then heavy will become thin by eating salads and drinking bonk

Wouldn't that just mean you have a regular, older scout with a russian accent?

引用自 fogboundcleric：

引用自 Briaxia：

Yes. Valve will make scout fat by feeding him too much pancakes. then heavy will become thin by eating salads and drinking bonk

Wouldn't that just mean you have a regular, older scout with a russian accent?

HE KNOWS TO MUCH! KILL HIM!

Give heavy a way to be offensive with the shotgun. That is all.
And also ham

引用自 Froze：

With this item, will the meta of the heavy change for the best or the worst?
Please post opinions here :D:thumbsup:.

Better! us Fat scouts need love TOO!

BEST ITEM EVER

so the fat scout meme is coming to be real