1st Teddy: Located in the backyard. Opens the front door of the house

2nd Teddy: Located in the basement (accessed via the door under the stairs). Opens the door to the garage at the end of the hallway

3rd Teddy: Located in the garage. Opens the door to Lois/Peter's room on the 2nd floor (go up the stairs and take 2 lefts)

4th Teddy: Located in Lois/Peter's room and opens the door to Stewie's room as well as spawning the 1st key (you'll receive a message telling you to pick up a reward at spawn)



This is the mildly annoying step (I'd recommend grabbing a notepad if your memory is bad).

After turning on the power in the basement, the teleporter pads (3 in the front yard, 2 in the back) will be activated. You must go through the teleporter pads in a specific order (confirmed to be random each game). Step through any one of the teleporters and you will hear either a chime (if you are correct) or a buzzer (if you are incorrect). If you get the buzzer for teleporters 2-5, you have to restart from the 1st teleporter.

Once you've gone through the teleporters in the correct order, you'll receive the same message as in step 1, so go grab the key.



In the basement there's a door with 2 padlocks. Use the 2 keys to open it, go through the portal, and you'll be in a bar w/ PaP, the buyable ending (logo on the back wall), and a random perk dispenser behind the bar.



There's fortunately only 2 parts.

The ladder technically has multiple spawns but all the spawns are in the basement so it doesn't really matter.

The door can spawn in 2 rooms. Either the lounge (up against the fireplace) or the kitchen (up against the cupboards)

The assembly table is in the garage next to the teddybear (the build trigger is a little finicky so you might have to stand back a bit to get it to pop up)



Scattered throughout the various rooms are 5 pictures of Herbert the Pervert. Press F on all of them and you will receive a free park.

There locations are:
1: The basement on the floor next to the teddybear
2: On the counter in the kitchen
3: On the floor next to the cradle in Stewie's room
4: On the floor at the foot of the bed in Meg's room
5: On the floor under the right side of the desk in Chris's room


EDIT: A few comments pointed out some mistakes I made in my initial guide, so I replayed the map a few times to confirm and fixed the guide.