First of all, thanks ChimiChamo for taking their time coding this script!

We could try compiling more trash-talking ideas in a thread. Here's some suggestions:

// SI death quotes
"Commit unliving",
"You're such a sweaty tryhard",
"Nice hacks, loser",
"Lag-switching piece of garbage",
"Let's see how good you are once you turn your aimbot off",
"I'm gonna dox your sorry ass if you keep shooting me",
"You're such a clown, bro",
"Bruh",
"My dad works at Valve and he's gonna ban you",
"Why are you wasting your life away tryharding at L4D2, " + killer.GetPlayerName() + "?",
"You must be so proud of yourself, hacking at L4D2 and screwing everyone over",
"Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory",
killer.GetPlayerName() + " has small pp energy",
"I can smell " + killer.GetPlayerName() + "'s sweaty stench from here",
"Have you ever considered leaving your mom's basement?",
"It's tryhards like you who ruin L4D2",
"What's up with the lagswitch, bro?",
"Hey " + killer.GetPlayerName() + ", press ALT+F4 for a surprise",
"I hope you choke on a vibrator",
"You're a waste of oxygen, " + killer.GetPlayerName(),
"You're so trash you could pass for a racoon"

// Tank death quotes
"You were lucky I wasn't really trying",
"Survivors need to be nerfed badly",
"This is so stupid lol",
"What you see is what the ****, Valve",
"What am I supposed to do, if my idiot team doesn't help me?",
"Seriously though, you all suck",
"Again screwed by bad spawn",
"I'm getting so sick of this survivor metamancing crap",
"Would you please give me a good spawn for once, Valve?"

// SI attack quotes
"Looks like someone let Grandpa on the computer again",
"Cope harder " + victim.GetPlayerName(),
"Need a tissue, " + victim.GetPlayerName() + "?",
"You're so bad it's not even funny",
"#rekt",
"Have you tried not playing this game with only one hand?",
"Your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker",
"You're the reason they put instructions on shampoo",
"You mad, bro?",
victim.GetPlayerName() + " getting cooked so hard LMAO",
"This ain't COD, kid",
"Even a sloth reacts faster than you",
"Uninstall",
"EZ",
"You're worse than Ben Affleck in Pearl Harbor",
"Do you have a license for sucking this bad?",
"You're worse than an unmodded bot",
"L2P",
"Filthy casual",
"You are maidenless, and now lifeless",
"Just quit the lobby, I'm not even trying",
"Too distracted watching anime p0rn, " + victim.GetPlayerName() + "?"