its a hat, no hats should have stats ever

That's the point. It's a joke. Of course it won't actually have stats, it's just fun to think up ridiculous stats for it.

+50 charisma

100% resistance to razors of course.
Also "A masculine musk attracts female bears to your location"

yes

your not a true man till you got hair on your face and hair on your chest

If you eat a sandvich, you get a bonus from little snacks still stuck in the beard. +5 health regen if sandvich is eaten. You can summon a wolf pack to ride on and kill everything.

-immune to headshots

every 30 seconds you are immune to all damage for 5 seconds due to a beard shield

automatically makes you the server operator when you join a game

pls gaben

Other snipers cant hurt you due to awesomeness of snipers, become lord of snipers.
Be loved.
Be The Best.
Be The Holy Sniper.
Be The Holy Pi*sper
Be The Holy Lord Of Snipers.

+50% Swag when moving
-20% Damage

引用自 Zacherle：

+50% Swag when moving
-20% Damage

+100 ressistance to razzors and hairy snipers

♥♥♥♥ off

can other players see this item if i am using it? never really used the workshop for tf2 stuff