+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer

:) on melee kill - minicrit boosted for 8 sec
:( -30% deploy speed

basically a kgb alternative for pyro

Before commenting, remember the rules of good stat ideas:
- no more than 5 stats
- design the stats around the weapon's look and name
- try to imagine a playstyle where the weapon could be used
- no random chances
- no "uM acTuAlly tHiS shOuLd bE jUsT a rESkiN"

+50% ammo packs on wearer
Pyro speed 300 HU/s reduced to Pyro speed 275 HU/s
Taunt kill the pyro impales his enemy and lifts him into the air, he laughs and the enemy explodes into a thousand pieces

+ 1 second speed boost on hit
+ 10% Bullet resistance on wearer
+ 10% Knockback
+ 25% health from packs on wearer
- 5% Speed on wearer

I didn't want to differ away From the original stats from Lo-fi but I also took some Ideas from the other comments
Basically a better Eviction Notice but for Pyro

My stats were just the stats from the back scratcher lmao, I like these idea though they're neat to think about :)

I did noticed how your stats are from the back scratcher, and funnily enough I thought it would be interesting to make reverse stats

Honest Work
Level 20 Pitch Fork

+25% damage bonus
+50% Ammo from packs on wearer
-75% Ammo from Dispensers on wearer

Honest Work
Level 24 Pitchfork

Pull your opponents toward you!
+50% Melee Range
+30% Holster Speed
+30% Deploy Speed
-25% Damage
-5% Speed every second deployed. Speed builds back once holstered

Sort of a combo weapon to pull enemies toward you for flamethrower combo. Might pair well with Degreaser with lower holster and deploy speed. Maybe a taught kill with an impale or something.