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Some people sell these melons on at a high markup to suckers like me who will always buy them.
Though I'd recommend you just throw them at your friends using a gravity gun, that's a whole lot more fun than anything I've listed before.
But if that's not an option, you could try reasoning with the melon and finding out what it wants, diplomacy is always a good option, though that'd be quite hard, because melons don't normally have mouths.
If none of those work, a physgun can help you move the melon away from a safe distance without it detonating, and that's probably what I'd do, but that depends on you having a physgun, which some people do not have.