饥荒联机版

饥荒联机版

欧皇模拟器
Lanterner 2022 年 2 月 14 日 上午 5:59
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As we all know, every mactusk has a hat, but when you kill him, he doesn't necessarily drop walrushat!

As we all know, every krampus has a backpack, but when you kill him, he doesn't necessarily drop Krampus's sack!

Obviously a butterfly is a butter'fly. But when you kill it, you probably won't get butter!

The job of worker bees is to gather honey, but you only have one sixth chance of dropping honey when you kill a worker bee. Are they all slack at work?

I won't talk about how niubility the shell of the slurtle is. No matter what weapon you use to attack,they all get high damage reduction, but when you kill him and the shell disappears! What about the shelmet? Outrageous!

"Magic ceremony can't change bad fate, and game recharge can't save people infected with bad luck" (Chinese catchphrase) bah! This is the exploitation of players by game explosion rate! I won't allow it! Great players all over the world! Unite! Fight this unfair fate together!

稍微改了一下饥荒生物的名称嘿嘿嘿,我英语水平也不咋地,最后一段听起来挺好玩的我就都没改:steammocking: